DORK Central

Where dorks rule and mean people suck

"I'm a geek, I'm a dork. I can't try to be cool. It wouldn't work." Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters

Dork Photo of the Month

Are you SURE these guys are in Metallica?
(Sorry, I can't remember where I swiped this pic from.
Feel free to yell at me!!)

Dork Quotes of the month from Rich Patrick of Filter

"I'm not Lenny Kravitz, going to the supermarket in full stage regalia. If I'm trying to be cool, I'm being someone I'm not."

"I'm just celebrating the fact that I'm a dorky, middle-class white kid from suburban Ohio. I'm insecure. I'm crazy. I'm not
a musical genius. I fell in love with the wrong woman, I'm not cool."

"I hate success! I want to live under a couch!" (mocking Cleveland 'punk')

"The by-products of success mean nothing to me. I get to play my music and live in my studio with my two cats."

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